As if you needed more proof that Twilight really does suck...

I'm swamped with work this week, and not really into spending my 8-6s staring at a computer screen only to come home and stare at a computer screen some more. Not to mention I'm pretty much brain-dead, so rather than bother you with incomprehensible drivel, I thought I'd steer you in the direction of someone else's incomprehensible drivel: Stephanie Meyer's.

Illustration from Reasoning with Vampires

As if you needed more proof that Twilight really does suck, check out Reasoning with Vampires, an illustrated and annotated guide to how much Twilight really does suck. Sentence by sentence. All from someone who has actually read all of the books. And the novella.*

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Thanks to Rebecca at The Book Lady's Blog for posting this link in her own anti-Twilight post. For more mocking of sparkly vampires, be sure to check out her other links.

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* I should note that I have not actually read Twilight, and generally don't judge books I haven't read, no matter how tempting it is to make fun of the latest book on a suburban housewife-turned-spy-turned-vampire-killer who also sells drugs on the side to support her family and makes an excellent breakfast protein shake every day and eats a salad every day for lunch and that's how she lost 97 pounds in just TWO WEEKS. I make an exception for the following:

• anything related to Twilight and/or sparkly vampires
• anything by Nicholas Sparks, because the man actually thinks he doesn't write romance novels, and that his writing is worthy of Sparks Notes
• anything by James Patterson, because one of those was enough for me to determine that they are all atrocious
• anything by Nora Roberts, because I said so, and because no one can put out that many books in one year and still have any hope of them being any good